Life Goes On

It was Burton's BirthDay! I was asked by someone, "someone", ahem... ahem...

To get him... Broccoli!! Hahahaha~~ Me, Tasha and JoEe wrapped it to make it look like wedding flower. Evil~~

We woke him up at hid middle of his afternoon nap to give it to him.

His KeBaBooM hair was so funny!!

It has been so cold this few days. It seems like the existence of fridge is not of any importance. With the temperature going down to as low as 2celcius, just by putting my drinks at the window side is enough to chill it!

This bloody heater does not seem to be that sufficient at all. The radius of the heat is only about probably 0.5m in diameter. Its purpose is only to dry my wet towel. Or to heat up my ass after a good shower when i lean against it. OMG... So i got no choice but to buy this supremely marvelous and wonderful heater to heat up my room! Hahaha~ Hope the hall warden does not find out about it or else they would confiscate it.

And now i need to upgrade my jacket from the left 1 to the right. Its bloody cold ok! My ass got frostbite and i cant feel my toes during Bon Fire night. XD

I know. They look so cool right! XD These 2 are my favourites among all. I actually dumped the rest which are totally un-cool into the luggage back and had it shove up to the top compartment of my wardrobe. ^^

Just when i thought that i m gonna miss all my cards and Gundam Models back in Malaysia,

(and maybe a bit of my dad and a lot of my mum, but certainly not my 2 brothers because they are the devil's horn, both when combined would become a pair of 2, creating havoc, ruining my sweet life and making it miserable with their annoying daily routine)

My life was brighten up by the existence of eBay!! (Yeah, i know they are awesome, and i actually got most of my friends to surf and shop there too!)

I was able to stash these amazing items from there.

Wahlau... Spent til like siao~

But nevertheless, i should be thankful to all those seller on eBay, especially when i received my stuff from the mail. I love Japanese!

And the funniest of all was a few girls sticked this paper on one of my unit mate's room door, accusing he is Gay... Gotta be careful bout that though... Hahaha~

My Hair!! Nnoo~~ Gone...

In the past few days, the girls and guys had been complaining that my hair had grown longer n thicker. And ended up, they keep referring it as "straightened pubic hair" cause it was massively long and thick. WTF!! So, after a few days and a few hours of persuasion, attempting to cut my hair, in the end, I have finally decided to give it a try, believing that the girls (and guys) would actually do a fine job.



And then hor, when they started cutting, they actually produce such soothing sound at start, making me to believe they are actually quite "pro" in doing the job, that is until got a few times I heard some unpleasant sound that goes like:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

jit-jit-jit-CRUP!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

And that is when I realized that they had actually slipped their hand n chopped a big chunk off... Not to mention that when JoEe said "I cut according to my FEEL" made me so scared. Kowaii~Kudasai~ O.o
I look like an experimental rat because my hair is so thick and long that they can actually make any shape they like out of this.
And when Burton arrived, he made my hair worse by cutting my front hair, making it straight, looking like an upside-down "L" OMG~

My hair changed from "Japanese Kakkoii Boy" to "Taiwanese Kawaii Boy" T.T

YOU MIGHT DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT IS THE OUTCOME...

I AM GONNA WEAR A HAT FOR 2MONTHS...

Beginning of a New Life

It's been a month now since I have reached UK. Trying to enjoy my life as much as possible, maximising all the fun that I should have deserved for the past few years of my life. Hahaha~ Spending money like nobody's business like that, buying branded stuff, shopping online at Ebay and eating expensive great food. Aahh~~ Hope that this moment could last forever.

P.S. The old post is no longer at http://yungyungjai.blogspot.com/

I transferred everything from there~ O.o

Bath + StoneHenge (19/10/09)

Since i have posted most of my gayish photos up to FaceBook, i guess i wont do much around here in the blog though.
Since the girls planned a London trips on Fri night, i juz thought that the guys should do something to... Juz in case to keep our pride held up high. So me and Justin organized ourselves to go on a trip to Bath and StoneHenge on Mon and Tue; FYI : Bath is not mandi, itz the name of a city ok...
Ohya... And stop saying my pics in FB are act-cute ok... my cutesness are definately 95% natural... ahem~ ahem~
At Bath, i found this amazing street... by the name of "Burton Street". So i took the liberty to actually snap a pic of it, edit it n post it up... hopefully Burton will love it.

(He is gonna come and kill me very soon)

Look at the taxis around here... Itz a bloody Jaguar ok. Malaysia's one, not to mention that itz a cheap-skate Proton, old and not comfortable at all, the drivers are also very good at "potong-ing" the customers~ Memalukan ajer!!

MarHai~ Taxi oso "leng koh yan"

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Next, my favourite part to make YOU girlz jealous... kekekeke~ We found a shop that sells marvelous soaps, shower gel, bath bombs, shampoos and facial mask!!

The fragrance was so nice and lovely that it attracted my nose to go in... Then the colourful stuff and the cheerful workers that were lengluis, singing and dancing around attracted my eyes~

The colours of the soaps were blinding my eyes... Itz a shop that sells products made out of the colours of rainbow~ Not to mention the magnificent fragrance from all the stuff... You girlz do NOT drool all over your keyboard lookin at all the pics~ XD

Actually... if you are not willing to fork out your $$$ from your wallet, they have got free sample for customers... so ladies... be abit more "muka tebal" and juz use the free samples on the bowl~ XD

And btw >>>

This is not taufu ok. Itz a shower gel~ XD

Keep Blasting...

Been adoring and spoiling myself here in UK lately...

I have always wanted a proper speaker to watch movies in my laptop, plug-in my handphone to listen to mp3. Yeah... my laptop build in speaker sux big time. I know I know~~ So while i was roamin around the outskirt of Oxford, me n Justin pass by this amazing computer warehouse which is currently doing sales and stock clearance. So, we 55 press the bell, and the bus stopped, thus, there begins the shopping spree(again).

Nice?? a complete set of Sony speaker. Not to mention the white match my laptop colours perfectly. Got a bass subwoofer and 2 small speakers on the left right each. Really enjoyin my life here in UK. Ciaoz~

SX² = StreamyX SuX

People told me Streamyx SUCKS big time... I do agree... and people oso told me that connection speed in other country rocks... But i never believe it up until now. Can see the number on the pic above?? cannot?? Let me zoom in some more~

The direct download speed reaches at its max i saw was like 612KB/Sec. I was like OMFG is this true or my eyes are lying to me. A file by the size of 150MB will normally takes like 1 whole damn night in Malaysia to direct download ok... here it finishes in like 6mins?? And I didn't even use a download manager. I wonder if i use 1 what will happen. Man... UK rocks~ Streamyx can seriously dip themselves in a pile of shit.

The Land of Ang-Mor

Okie Okie... sry for the "blog-temporary-abandoned" thing, but it is now back online n ready to rock n roll again~
Hehehe... Been kinda busy with my uni stuff recently... Flew for 13hours from Malaysia to London. SihFat oso sakit sial... Wanna walk around oso cannot coz i took the inside seat juz to watch blue skies n white clouds =.= (regret)
Ended up in Heathrow airport on Friday 18/09/09.
Since Justin hasn't take out his phone, so used mine instead to message his aunt~ Kanasai expensive dou 4 arr : roaming charge RM2.50 for the 1 damn SMS!! Then the aunt called back my phone, answered for like 3-4mins... Check balance n it was like RM35 drained to
"Maxis - Thank You For Using Our Roaming Services You Dumb Fool" account.
Darn tired, slept at Justin's aunt place for the night, and the on Saturday morning, went to our accomodation, register, get keys, dump luggages, yah dah yah dah n then, we went to Oxford City to roam around... Hahaha... Too anxious adi.We went to the Christ Church College, which is actually used to be a real Christian Church, but now it is half church half university. Tasha n JoEe said it looks damn nice n damn cool cause the students inside wears black robe. The area is big, old in the historical way, very beautiful. They say they don't mind studying here, so i told them if they stay over, 1 day they can turn into a nun.

Nice hor?? All the plants growing and crawling along the walls~

The nice green garden, the structure designs. I LOVE this country man...

What to do, my own country sucks. seriously down to the drain, drain some more holes, then blast with dynamite, and then have to drill deeper and deeper some more.

Ohya, the Harry Potter movie, their great dining hall is filmed here. don't believe me here is the link http://www.flickr.com/photos/imagezen/59071265/

Obiviously the pic down here is my own camera's pic... copyright k~ XD

Cute thing that happens b4 i leave~

I know I know it has been a long long time... But hey, busy busy month ok~

Aahh~ Finally my puppies are 3weeks old. Glad that the mother actually produced exactly 5 cute cute puppies.

The Siblings~
1 for my mother, 1 for my father
1 for David, 1 for Dixon
and last but not least 1 for ME!!

Yesterday the pups started to walk ler... So cute :3
There there now... "Sniff... Sniff..." Finding good spot to pee?

Cute ain't it? Property of Eisen Yung Yung Jai
Stil wondering what cute name to giv him...
(ohya, mine is a male btw)
The rest all 4 look the same to me... What to do...

Pure original German Shepard... All pure black...
But then hor, mine got a small white spot under its neck. Kekekeke~
You see, you see. Over here

Look, itz yawning~ And he keep biting my finger, wanna drink milk~
:3 Too adorable. Beh tahan~

Haiz... But gotta go UK on 19th Sept adi... Reli wish to snatch 1 with me n go to Uni
Gonna miss u lots~ Sobz... Sobz... T.T

PaintBall~~ The war is on....

Proud to presents, some of the PUNISHERs....

Walter looks like he just got plunged into a civilian war. Damn he is darn skinny~ And the faggot Justin, of course he looks super GAY lar!!! Did a frenly fire some... Gay ass~

Jackson
Looking like he's gonna shove the gun up ur arse-hole n shoot


WeiYii, look so cool n "yeng" but 1st to die every round >.<

Dis fella kena doube-servings of bullet on near range...

Oucch~

As for me, i got the lucky shot, shooting through a hole approx 4cmX4cm,
hitting dis fella on his right arm and gave him a black-n-blue.

Super gay lucky aim~ XD

And then, WeiYii started to get high and wanted to act some gay "scenes" b4 we leave. So,
"Gimme the money, $$$, Your life or the cash?"

And finally, Group Snaps... :3

All the un-sober guyz~

Sry ler... so long no post... Busy lar~ Kekekeke....
So now i m gonna talk bout 2 things....

1. Is wat happen after my exam(15/5) and

2. Is what happen on fri nite(5/6), 4 dayz before my birthday~

XD

-PART 1-

First of all, we basically have a KO-ed Burton, fully drained due to the exams, that sleeps like a baby, but yet got a call by his GF on the phone, and drove home at 3am. =.=

No fun 1....

Sleep, burton sleep, like a cute-cute baby~
"Rock-A-Bye baby on the tree top,
when the wind blows, the cradle will rock"
.........
William was like totally drunk, so in the end, he admitted that he was "GAY" and started babbling nonsence, and worst of all, he almost gay-raped Faizun.

Please control yourself William, Faizun oledi got a GF ok....

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-PART 2-
It was fri night, and i feel bored so i called the gang to have a sleepover. This time, again William got super KOed, not to mention dat he vomited in my room, causing it to stink like overnight garbage.... Then... This half dead-guy, walking as if he was at the moon, floating, keep on saying he wanna go here n there.

1.I wanna go out to have a walk
2.I wanna go to 7-11
3.I wanna go to McDonald
4.I wanna drive back home to Pelanggi

Let me go home, Daniel
I m gonna chew off your metal gate
Swt~~ =.=

I think he don't even know what he is talking about...

So in the end, This bugger fell asleep like this ^^^^^^^^
It seems that in the end, the most comfortable guy was the smart-ass-GayStin who ran to the middle room and sleep and pretend nothing is happening around him >.<

GGed at 1st Paper

Phew~ finally 1st paper ended: The law of Tort
As usual, finished early, 10mins(out of the 3hours long), before the lecturer yells out:
"Please finish your last sentence"
So, feeling sleepy, go home, sleep from 1pm till 5.30pm cause last night over excited till cant sleep at all.
Then, thought of revising for the next exam Equity and Trust, but tangan gatal sikit sikit, so i checked my notes for today performance and realized that even though i finally can get all of my general rule, sections and statutes correctly, however, i never could break this curse of not remembering people's name at all. So i ended up finding out that:

DerbyShire CC v Times NewsPaper -i write as- HampShire CC v Times NewsPaper
MirvaHedy V Henly -i write as- Medifreya v Hellen
Lawrance Elam case -i write as- Lawrance Islam case
Worsley v Tambrands -i write as- Weasley v Tambrands

Wat the heck wei... OMG... Hope it wont jeoperdize my answer dat much XD
Sienz...

Faizun and his enormous COKE

Today, Faizun came overnite at my house with Gay-Stin, Roxanna and Willy. Thank GOD today they all were not drunk or KOed like they used to be every time they come overnite after clubbing. However, Faizun and the rest got too high that every 1 started jumping up and down, laughing and screaming, and Faizun was showing off his massive errected black dick coupled with green and blue ballz to everyone. LOLZ

Best of all, since Roxanna was like so not KOed, she did my dishes and cleaned my toilet. WOW.
Dat makes me think twice how much i am in need of a woman's touch in my life~
Definately need to find a GirlFriend ASAP.....~~

Tagged...

1. Kalau anda jadi orang terkaya di dunia?
Eerr... i would migrate to Sgpore, the land of Kiasu-ism

2. Kalau anda jadi orang terseksi di dunia?
I wil go dance every night wei~

3. Kalau anda perlu terjun tingkat ke-100 untuk membuktikan cinta anda?
Tak payah lar~ lu boleh pergi mampus~

4. Kalau orang kata blog anda teruk nak mampus!
Wateva~

5. Kalau keluarga anda yang menentukan teman hidup anda.
I rather b single 4eva~

6. Kalau tiada lagi hari esok?
Then wait for the day after tomorrow~

7. Kalau orang yang anda benci berada di depan anda?
Who are you?? Do i know you?? You look familiar...

8. Kalau anda berpeluang masuk Fear Factor dan makan benda2 pelik?
No need lar... Not interested

9. Kalau ibubapa anda tiada pada pagi esoknya?
Good... 21years old is a legal age to inherit all my parents property... No need find trustee.

10. Kalau anda berjumpa dengan orang artis/selebriti yang paling anda minati?
TAMAKI NAMI... I LOVE YOU!!! (She sure run away 1)

11. Kalau diberi lesen untuk membunuh, siapa yang akan anda bunuh?
Savita... (Please don't smile in my class!! WTF??~~)

12. Kalau orang kata anda kacak/cantik?
No need tell me the facts, i know myself~ Cute + Lengjai

13. Kalau anda ada penyakit AIDS pada usia yang muda?
Den i can fuck without worries coz i oledi got it~

14. Kalau anda berpeluang menikmati makan malam yang romantik?
No nid peluang, i can find it easily any time.... =.=

15. Kalau anda terpaksa mengorbankan cinta anda untuk orang lain?
C my mood...

16. Kalau anda memenangi anugerah? Dan anugerah apa yang anda inginkan?
Cutest guy award~ Wahkakaka!!

17. Kalau anda berpeluang mengahwini bangsa asing? Bangsa asing mana yang anda inginkan?
Japanese...

18. Kalau anda terpaksa berpisah dengan orang tersayang?
I will never forget you...

19. Kalau ramai yang tidak puas hati dengan anda kerana mereka cemburu dengan anda?
Dipersilakan... Juz dun hurt me enuf~

20. Mengenai orang yang tag kamu ni?
Jual popiah... Tak attractive langsung, gemuk dan bising... Got a nickname called Fei-Hai.
Sot-Sot-Dei 1... Some times very good, some times like sohai~ But mostly sohai lar. XD
If he reads dis, he is gonna pm me straight in MSN or SMS me... Worst case scenario, he will call my handpone till "bau-kei". Or LoongHuat's prediction is he will write a long essay in my chatbox.
Den when i back ipoh, he will slaughter me alive.

Fraud

Today, my mum called me in the afternoon around 3pm like that. She said there is this Digi PostPaid bill of someone who register under my Ipoh house address. So she SMSed me the details to launch a complain:

Mr. Tan Choon Tar
016-2085234
RM614.20

Mr. Bahruddin Bin Abdul Rahman
016-2034865
RM442.59

Kaninia... Sum up to RM1k+
So, i tried to call these numbers with a public phone(For safety and privacy purposes), which ended up the phone number was unreachable.
WTF!! Sei-fraud-hai ar~~
Register under my house address, call like shit, den run away...
(Cursing non-stop to dis 2 fella: $^!#^!%$&#!&!^&)

So, i tried to launch a complain at Digi Centre which then they said:
1. Sorry, we can't reveal the users' info to you.
2. Do you have any brother or sister?(Don't have any idea what this question gotta do with it)
3. You won't be in trouble cause its not your name.
4. You can ignore all the bills that will be sent to your house.
5. There is nothing we can do about it because it is not you who register this number, so we cant change the address for you.

Another fucker. So i said to him:
I know i wont be in trouble for it, but every month they keep sending the bill to my house its very annoying, and what if your Digi file a court order, surely the authority will be bumping into my house to look for the guy(which doesn't exist). So all i wish is that i doesn't want to see any more of these bills inside my mailbox in the future and thats all.
>.<

APRIL-FOOLed + AGGed

Yes... Yes... Itz 1st of April... Every body noe itz April-Fool day.
The day wer every body love to play pranks on all those cute and innocent-looking ppl (like me.. ^^)

Today, after the final class of the day, i got dragged into the Cyber-Cafe by Burton, Tasha, Tham, YongHeng n TzeYang...
So realizing that i have gone MIA from my car to the CC, the Gang executed their evil, unholy, demonic, ghastly, satanic, diabolic, heinous, egregious, and atrocious plan (can't think of anymore adjectives) upon my pure sweet angelic white car (AAaawwww~~)

YEAH... ME~~
The lala-zai is acting cute again on top of the car ^^
Guess what? The colour of the stick-it-notes actually matches with the colour of my shirt.
LOLZ~~ !!

Was GGed...
Purposely go cover the A

ZZzzZZzzZZ~~

Now, Eisen the brilliant detective shall look into the situation and the ground of crime to try to find evidence and alibi.
Well, itz so obivious that the MASTERMIND that was behind this is certainly the Evil-liny Witch ROXANNA the girl wif a flabby arms...