Friday 20 March 2009

YOU SUCK !! I am not going back...

Time now: 1.50am
Current activity: Vomiting till half dead...

Okok... Now-a-days, after i activated ANGELIC-MODE, i would hesitate to say this but, now i m too pissed so, please permit me to summon back the EVIL inside me n let me cry out what i wanna say. For old time sake please~~

"Permission Granted, sealing Eisen's personalty, EVIL-INSIDE activating at the level of particle output limit at 69% of max output per second, EVIL-Particle consumption at 67% of max output per second"

So, i shall now roar at the top of my voice:
DIU NIAMA FUCK HAI JOGAYA CAU-FAR-HAI, KANINIA KANINABU PILE O' SHIT... GO BACK HOME AND TIU 9 UR FATHER LAR !! U GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF TFK SHAKE~~

Had dinner in this "used-to-be" high class restaurant at StarHill City ; Jogoya-Japanese-Buffet
Why so pissed? Cause now i got food poisoning and i had an unsatisfying dinner...

Mon? Full House
Tue? Full House
Wed? Full House
Thurs? Full House
Reservations? Fri den...

Dinner start at 7pm... and it was totally packed with people... wanna move around to take food olso nid to walk slowly coz too jam with people walking around. It was used to be nice and quiet, a place where you can enjoy your high quality food... but now... WTF~~ i wanna say.

I paid RM100 per person and this is what i got? hasstle with other low class people that wear clothes that got holes in their shirts and baggy pants.
Cause now they are offering 50% discounts coupons and some people even got free entry coupon. ( I didnt use any of those stupid coupons coz i am not as cheap as those people )
Rich people dont use coupons... LOLZ!!

I need to queue 15mins cause the ebi-tempura was out of stock. And when they restock, i can see 7 peoples fighting over 20pieces of fried-prawns.
On top of that, the fruits are not fresh cause i can see through their colors n oso it all looks like rotting...
9 peoples were lining up just to get a scoop of Haagen-Dazz ice-cream n it took 1 person 5mins coz of being darn choosy bout the flavors.
And the meat in the Siu-Long-Bao was bitter... expired food.
Not to mention foods served through tray was cold because after circling around the whole restaurant, it was travelling with air from the air-cond. The Unagi was partically stuck to the plate after the sauce dried up.
And... the most ridiculous thing was i waited 1hour for the Unagi to be served at my table. Last time it took them 5mins.
And the coconut drink? Queue up? Okok... This is the 1st time cause last time it was all readied on top of a buckle of ice, waiting to be taken away. And now? They keep running out of stock and you need to queue for it?

JOGOYA YOU SUCK !!

Stil vomiting like shit now every 10mins... Cant sleep. And my mum now is in the toilet cause she got stomach-ache too.
Food Poisoning. I SUE NIAMA PUNYA VAGINA then you know, you CHEAP JOGOYA...
After being a loyal customer for 3years, i swear to SATAN i shall now never ever ever go back to Jogoya anymore.
I swear to GOD if i ever go back, my dick shall be petrified and i can never FUCK a girl anymore.

EMO-ing now~~ Till when i got mood again...

Wednesday 18 March 2009

Revenge is Sweet~~ A-GGed...

After wat i had done to Roxanna's car yesterday, i noe she would wans revenge upon my car.
I had this weird but inexplainable 6th sense feeling that she would come up wif her ingenius but demonic plan to torture my car today. So, this afternoon, i had no choice but to park 3 streets away, outside KDU to evade her. But, without any hope, after the last class of the day, she executed her evil plan upon my holy car, while i was distracted away by her accomplice Justin for he was transferin the game Left4Dead into my laptop. U traitor!!
N it was then......

N i heard they wer joined by a new accomplice, the owner of the photocopy shop, since i parked in front of her shop. I bet she sure had alot of fun. Aarrgghh !! Another traitor... From now onwards u shall gimme 50% discount until the end of my lifeline~~

Wel... wen i was walkin towards my kelian car... i bump into Maria. She was like lookin left n right, front n back of my car saying:

"I wonder whose car izit. I pity the owner. So kelian oorr~~"

So, i look at her, took out my car key, press the button to unlock the car.
Then she look at me n said:

"OMG itz ur CAR!!" =.=

Tuesday 17 March 2009

Smile~~

Yeah... Roxanne got her new 2nd hand Honda car... It belongs to her aunt which den was given to her now.
So watz so special bout the car BKG 6363 ??
It smells n stinks like shit wif a weird odour smell when she turns on the bloddy-hell air-cond datz y. Aarrgghh~~ Yucks~~ Polluted my nose wei !!

William said : It smells like pants left overnite wif pee
Justin said : It smells like alcoholic guy had inhabited the cars for 10 years
Personally, it stinks like the smell of millions of weird chinese herb n medicine.


So, since the car looked so sad, v hav decided to give it a smiley face. While the poor owner of the car went to the cafeteria to lepak around, v used tissue papers soaked wif water n decorated her car.

Ahahahahha~~ Deed by the evils !!

Thursday 5 March 2009

I BANG my car again~

Well... 2day my dad came bk from Sgpore + Holand + USA + HongKong.
So, at 5.45pm, i drove out to KLIA to fetch him since he sms me dat he will arrive around 7pm.
So after dat, he said he wants to hav dinner in SS2. N he said he missed the curry mee.
Nevertheless, even though 2day i would expect mega jam in SS2 coz of the pasar malam, i still went there.
Cut the crap... to the maint point now.
So it was after dinner, got up into my car, start up the engine, den i started driving.
I saw dat in front was a mega jam. So the only option left for me to escape is to turn into a small road in between the houses. I noted that on the right side of dat tiny little lane was fully occupied by car, leavin slightly some space on the left side only.


So then before i turn in, i shouted:
"OKOK... look at my profesional driving skill... Hheekkk~~!!!"

Which den, it ended wif a loud noice BBBAAANNNGGG!!! coz eventually, my back tyre on the left, sudah masuk longkang. Luckily, i managed to get my car outta the drain by steppin abit more petrol. Lolz.
Phew~~ if not, hav to call the tow-truck to get my car outta the drain.
Den my dad said:
"Yeah... Real Profesional... Very the Profesional"
He was like stressing on the "profesional" word. =.=

Den, along that tiny little road, i saw the Proton Wira in front of me was like driving like this...
The gap between his type n the drain is only like 5cm.