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1. Kalau anda jadi orang terkaya di dunia?
Eerr... i would migrate to Sgpore, the land of Kiasu-ism

2. Kalau anda jadi orang terseksi di dunia?
I wil go dance every night wei~

3. Kalau anda perlu terjun tingkat ke-100 untuk membuktikan cinta anda?
Tak payah lar~ lu boleh pergi mampus~

4. Kalau orang kata blog anda teruk nak mampus!
Wateva~

5. Kalau keluarga anda yang menentukan teman hidup anda.
I rather b single 4eva~

6. Kalau tiada lagi hari esok?
Then wait for the day after tomorrow~

7. Kalau orang yang anda benci berada di depan anda?
Who are you?? Do i know you?? You look familiar...

8. Kalau anda berpeluang masuk Fear Factor dan makan benda2 pelik?
No need lar... Not interested

9. Kalau ibubapa anda tiada pada pagi esoknya?
Good... 21years old is a legal age to inherit all my parents property... No need find trustee.

10. Kalau anda berjumpa dengan orang artis/selebriti yang paling anda minati?
TAMAKI NAMI... I LOVE YOU!!! (She sure run away 1)

11. Kalau diberi lesen untuk membunuh, siapa yang akan anda bunuh?
Savita... (Please don't smile in my class!! WTF??~~)

12. Kalau orang kata anda kacak/cantik?
No need tell me the facts, i know myself~ Cute + Lengjai

13. Kalau anda ada penyakit AIDS pada usia yang muda?
Den i can fuck without worries coz i oledi got it~

14. Kalau anda berpeluang menikmati makan malam yang romantik?
No nid peluang, i can find it easily any time.... =.=

15. Kalau anda terpaksa mengorbankan cinta anda untuk orang lain?
C my mood...

16. Kalau anda memenangi anugerah? Dan anugerah apa yang anda inginkan?
Cutest guy award~ Wahkakaka!!

17. Kalau anda berpeluang mengahwini bangsa asing? Bangsa asing mana yang anda inginkan?
Japanese...

18. Kalau anda terpaksa berpisah dengan orang tersayang?
I will never forget you...

19. Kalau ramai yang tidak puas hati dengan anda kerana mereka cemburu dengan anda?
Dipersilakan... Juz dun hurt me enuf~

20. Mengenai orang yang tag kamu ni?
Jual popiah... Tak attractive langsung, gemuk dan bising... Got a nickname called Fei-Hai.
Sot-Sot-Dei 1... Some times very good, some times like sohai~ But mostly sohai lar. XD
If he reads dis, he is gonna pm me straight in MSN or SMS me... Worst case scenario, he will call my handpone till "bau-kei". Or LoongHuat's prediction is he will write a long essay in my chatbox.
Den when i back ipoh, he will slaughter me alive.

Fraud

Today, my mum called me in the afternoon around 3pm like that. She said there is this Digi PostPaid bill of someone who register under my Ipoh house address. So she SMSed me the details to launch a complain:

Mr. Tan Choon Tar
016-2085234
RM614.20

Mr. Bahruddin Bin Abdul Rahman
016-2034865
RM442.59

Kaninia... Sum up to RM1k+
So, i tried to call these numbers with a public phone(For safety and privacy purposes), which ended up the phone number was unreachable.
WTF!! Sei-fraud-hai ar~~
Register under my house address, call like shit, den run away...
(Cursing non-stop to dis 2 fella: $^!#^!%$&#!&!^&)

So, i tried to launch a complain at Digi Centre which then they said:
1. Sorry, we can't reveal the users' info to you.
2. Do you have any brother or sister?(Don't have any idea what this question gotta do with it)
3. You won't be in trouble cause its not your name.
4. You can ignore all the bills that will be sent to your house.
5. There is nothing we can do about it because it is not you who register this number, so we cant change the address for you.

Another fucker. So i said to him:
I know i wont be in trouble for it, but every month they keep sending the bill to my house its very annoying, and what if your Digi file a court order, surely the authority will be bumping into my house to look for the guy(which doesn't exist). So all i wish is that i doesn't want to see any more of these bills inside my mailbox in the future and thats all.
>.<

APRIL-FOOLed + AGGed

Yes... Yes... Itz 1st of April... Every body noe itz April-Fool day.
The day wer every body love to play pranks on all those cute and innocent-looking ppl (like me.. ^^)

Today, after the final class of the day, i got dragged into the Cyber-Cafe by Burton, Tasha, Tham, YongHeng n TzeYang...
So realizing that i have gone MIA from my car to the CC, the Gang executed their evil, unholy, demonic, ghastly, satanic, diabolic, heinous, egregious, and atrocious plan (can't think of anymore adjectives) upon my pure sweet angelic white car (AAaawwww~~)

YEAH... ME~~
The lala-zai is acting cute again on top of the car ^^
Guess what? The colour of the stick-it-notes actually matches with the colour of my shirt.
LOLZ~~ !!

Was GGed...
Purposely go cover the A

ZZzzZZzzZZ~~

Now, Eisen the brilliant detective shall look into the situation and the ground of crime to try to find evidence and alibi.
Well, itz so obivious that the MASTERMIND that was behind this is certainly the Evil-liny Witch ROXANNA the girl wif a flabby arms...