StarDust of MemorieS

Pick >> Eat >> Pick Again >> Pay

2010-06-24T00:24:00.029+01:00

So my parents came to UK to attend for my Graduation Day!
LOL~ My dad hired a Merz to travel around and it costed 300pounds a day. So this morning, we went to Abingdon, around 18miles away from Oxford where this Q-Farm was situated. The BnB owner, Gordon gave us the direction and then off we go.
Sadly, the "pick-your-own" farm was only open for the strawberries and asparagus. Who the hell wanna pluck asparagus anyway? The farm owner said the cherries are only ready on Friday. Ish~ thats the day my flight is.
On the way to the strawberries farm, we pass by the cherries farm.

This is so called not ready?
OMG... He said that the cherries need a few more days of sunlight but the way I see it, its perfectly ready for me.

So i started plucking them

... ... ...
Until this mega tractor rammed into my way and started spraying pesticide... CCB~

Oh well... gotta made a run for it before I got covered in poison.
So we arrived at the strawberries farm, just a couple of minutes walk and we started our harvest. Saw damn alot of em... was as red as burning ruby red. So much more bigger then the ones you can get at Cameron Highland.

So i carefully plucked one of it, and then I ... ... ...

Looked on the left and realized there was an Angmor there but he probably won't realize my existance since he is busy harvesting himself. Click on the picture to zoom and you will realize he got a sexy ASS~

And then I look right and WTF... Oh, it's just my mum over there.

All clear and lets do this~

POP!!

LOL~ Curi Makan!!

And indeed, it was the sweetest and biggest strawberry I ever had in my god damned life. Way satisfying then the one you can pluck at Cameron Highland. Not to mention their working staff are CCB Lanci and their strawberries are sour, sweetened only by glucose. Muahahahahaha~ Enjoying my life here in UK!!

Holiday Spring is Now Commencing

2010-05-24T20:48:00.002+01:00

WWwweeee~ EXAM IS OFFICIALLY DECLARED OVER!!
Never doubt that exam was damn tough but I think it was still kinda of manageable. Anyway, since every thing is over now, it is now time to start preparing for holidays!
Recently has been going to ShakeAway to buy milkshake so often that a new flavour was invented: Daniel
Kinda sad cause they should name it Eisen!! Aarrgghh...

It was ElaineChai's birthday so we went to the BigBang to have dinner. The sausages were awesome except for one cause it tasted like flour and yam. Yew... I hate yam...

So, Josephine and SNY the gang got her a cake and...

...
...
An artificial chocolate Dick (Cock)
Not to mention I heard it was damn expensive.

So they made her do some thing XXX to the Cock.
And then she began sucking it, imagining it was real. Well, she is aged 21 now anyway... legal to XXX and the chocolate is a good way for her to practise. LOL

As for me and JoEe, we got her a Savarovski Crystal necklace... Hehehe~ I can smell jealousy in the air.

Then, Me + ElaineChai + Roxanne + William went to Edamame!!

(read my previous post and you will know what it is)

Yea... It's Thursday and it's Sushi-Night. Edamame only has this special dinner once a week. The meal was like heavenly awazing, but sadly, it kinda like drained alot of ££ from my wallet since this satisfying meal costed me a good £30 equivalent to RM150. OOoouucchh~

London was also an amazing place to go to when my Oxford City starts to get BORING.
=.=
Gotta finish my bus tickets as soon as possible before I go back to Malaysia or when it expires in September.

So there was this market near Liverpool Street that William suggested. The stuff was amazing but abit crowded.
There were damn alot of foods but most of them look icky and disgusting.

Me and William paid no interest to it but the women was like buying them all. YeeWw~
The only store that caught my attention was the cupcake store.
Kinda reminded me of the one back at Uptown PJ. Haiz...

Coming up, Europe Trip for 15days, so gotta pack soon and clear my hostel room. Gonna be a busy busy week. Plus have to apply for LLM Masters in Law too. Haiyo~~

Food... Gimme Food~

2010-03-22T18:40:00.034Z

Seems like my blog had temporary absorbed enough hatred from me for the past few days... Kakakakaka~

Well, after a lost of appetite for a few days, suddenly these amazing dishes just keep floating in my mind. Yes! Its the best Japanese food that I had ate so far. If you are here in Oxford, you must try out this Japanese restaurant called えだまめ EDAMAME. Though hidden at some back alley or something, their food are second to none. Best in whole UK, even better than those in Japan itself. Malaysia's Japanese food boleh gulung tikar dah~

The starter : たこ焼き Takoyaki

Served together with 豚カツソース Tonkatsu Sauce and bean sprout, the moment it enters your mouth, then skin will melt and next you will be dazzled by a small piece of squid hidden at the middle of the ball. Awesome!!

Next, comes the main course. The best 焼き肉 Yakiniku ever in my life! Barbecued beef in garlic and onion sauce.

Wonderful~

Then, we were served the

鶏空揚げ Tori Karaage. A delicious fried chicken with special sauce~

Yum... Yum...

And finally, we got knocked out by the aroma of the 照りサーモン Teri Salmon.

A finely steamed Salmon fish with some teriyaki sauce. Superb!!

Ratings given:

A+ and Full 5 Star

本当に美味しいな

Shop 4 Fun

2010-03-16T14:19:00.033Z

Shopping is fun... It's good and encouraged by many... Why?

Because it's according to "Economic Keynesian Theory". Through shopping, it stimulates the economy by an increase of spending in general economy which in turn stimulates back the production of goods which then returned to the increase of investment, income and job opportunity. Then people get jobs and more income which then they have more money to spend and the cycles goes on and on...

Hahahaha~ Crap... Just wanna find a good excuse but nevertheless, I am supported by the government okie. They were like yelling "Spend!! Spend!! Buy!! Buy!!".

So my tale begins~ As I was surfing around at BullRing Shopping Centre at Birmingham, my attention was caught by this amazing Emporio Armani doggie tag necklace on the display glass of a jewellery store. For a split second, I was starring at it non stop that until JoEe and Tasha have to pull me away and started yelling "Let's go".

After a few tour around Birmingham, we ended back at the BullRing where to my luck, Tasha suddenly felt like 'pangsai-ing' and went to the toilet.

Aahh~ "今はください。。。僕のチャンス~"

(Ima wa kudasai... Boku no chansu~)

So this is the perfect opportunity for me to glare at the shiny necklace again and I just hopelessly fell in LOVE with it... Looking at the price~

(not gonna tell though, ask me on MSN, in case my mum sees this, I'm dead meat)

The urge just came to me spinning in my head saying "Buy it Daniel. Whatcha waiting for?".

Then, JoEe came along and persuaded me "Buy lar buy lar... Faster go in try and then buy". She is EVIL~

After swiping my card and some ££ went away~ I was so HAPPY for the rest of the days...

And finally... A sneak peak of Josephine's birthday present...

Kakakaka~

Other girls are not encouraged to be jealous of~

Kakakaka... I am EVIl

Life Goes On

2009-11-27T23:37:00.034Z

It was Burton's BirthDay! I was asked by someone, "someone", ahem... ahem...

To get him... Broccoli!! Hahahaha~~ Me, Tasha and JoEe wrapped it to make it look like wedding flower. Evil~~

We woke him up at hid middle of his afternoon nap to give it to him.

His KeBaBooM hair was so funny!!

It has been so cold this few days. It seems like the existence of fridge is not of any importance. With the temperature going down to as low as 2celcius, just by putting my drinks at the window side is enough to chill it!

This bloody heater does not seem to be that sufficient at all. The radius of the heat is only about probably 0.5m in diameter. Its purpose is only to dry my wet towel. Or to heat up my ass after a good shower when i lean against it. OMG... So i got no choice but to buy this supremely marvelous and wonderful heater to heat up my room! Hahaha~ Hope the hall warden does not find out about it or else they would confiscate it.

And now i need to upgrade my jacket from the left 1 to the right. Its bloody cold ok! My ass got frostbite and i cant feel my toes during Bon Fire night. XD

I know. They look so cool right! XD These 2 are my favourites among all. I actually dumped the rest which are totally un-cool into the luggage back and had it shove up to the top compartment of my wardrobe. ^^

Just when i thought that i m gonna miss all my cards and Gundam Models back in Malaysia,

(and maybe a bit of my dad and a lot of my mum, but certainly not my 2 brothers because they are the devil's horn, both when combined would become a pair of 2, creating havoc, ruining my sweet life and making it miserable with their annoying daily routine)

My life was brighten up by the existence of eBay!! (Yeah, i know they are awesome, and i actually got most of my friends to surf and shop there too!)

I was able to stash these amazing items from there.

Wahlau... Spent til like siao~

But nevertheless, i should be thankful to all those seller on eBay, especially when i received my stuff from the mail. I love Japanese!

And the funniest of all was a few girls sticked this paper on one of my unit mate's room door, accusing he is Gay... Gotta be careful bout that though... Hahaha~

My Hair!! Nnoo~~ Gone...

2009-11-12T22:33:00.016Z

In the past few days, the girls and guys had been complaining that my hair had grown longer n thicker. And ended up, they keep referring it as "straightened pubic hair" cause it was massively long and thick. WTF!! So, after a few days and a few hours of persuasion, attempting to cut my hair, in the end, I have finally decided to give it a try, believing that the girls (and guys) would actually do a fine job.

And then hor, when they started cutting, they actually produce such soothing sound at start, making me to believe they are actually quite "pro" in doing the job, that is until got a few times I heard some unpleasant sound that goes like:

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

jit-jit-jit-CRUP!!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

And that is when I realized that they had actually slipped their hand n chopped a big chunk off... Not to mention that when JoEe said "I cut according to my FEEL" made me so scared. Kowaii~Kudasai~ O.o
I look like an experimental rat because my hair is so thick and long that they can actually make any shape they like out of this.
And when Burton arrived, he made my hair worse by cutting my front hair, making it straight, looking like an upside-down "L" OMG~

My hair changed from "Japanese Kakkoii Boy" to "Taiwanese Kawaii Boy" T.T

YOU MIGHT DON'T WANNA KNOW WHAT IS THE OUTCOME...

I AM GONNA WEAR A HAT FOR 2MONTHS...

Beginning of a New Life

2009-11-09T19:22:00.005Z

It's been a month now since I have reached UK. Trying to enjoy my life as much as possible, maximising all the fun that I should have deserved for the past few years of my life. Hahaha~ Spending money like nobody's business like that, buying branded stuff, shopping online at Ebay and eating expensive great food. Aahh~~ Hope that this moment could last forever.

P.S. The old post is no longer at http://yungyungjai.blogspot.com/

I transferred everything from there~ O.o

Bath + StoneHenge (19/10/09)

2009-10-21T19:58:00.002+01:00

Since i have posted most of my gayish photos up to FaceBook, i guess i wont do much around here in the blog though.
Since the girls planned a London trips on Fri night, i juz thought that the guys should do something to... Juz in case to keep our pride held up high. So me and Justin organized ourselves to go on a trip to Bath and StoneHenge on Mon and Tue; FYI : Bath is not mandi, itz the name of a city ok...
Ohya... And stop saying my pics in FB are act-cute ok... my cutesness are definately 95% natural... ahem~ ahem~
At Bath, i found this amazing street... by the name of "Burton Street". So i took the liberty to actually snap a pic of it, edit it n post it up... hopefully Burton will love it.

(He is gonna come and kill me very soon)

Look at the taxis around here... Itz a bloody Jaguar ok. Malaysia's one, not to mention that itz a cheap-skate Proton, old and not comfortable at all, the drivers are also very good at "potong-ing" the customers~ Memalukan ajer!!

MarHai~ Taxi oso "leng koh yan"

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Next, my favourite part to make YOU girlz jealous... kekekeke~ We found a shop that sells marvelous soaps, shower gel, bath bombs, shampoos and facial mask!!

The fragrance was so nice and lovely that it attracted my nose to go in... Then the colourful stuff and the cheerful workers that were lengluis, singing and dancing around attracted my eyes~

The colours of the soaps were blinding my eyes... Itz a shop that sells products made out of the colours of rainbow~ Not to mention the magnificent fragrance from all the stuff... You girlz do NOT drool all over your keyboard lookin at all the pics~ XD

Actually... if you are not willing to fork out your $$$ from your wallet, they have got free sample for customers... so ladies... be abit more "muka tebal" and juz use the free samples on the bowl~ XD

And btw >>>

This is not taufu ok. Itz a shower gel~ XD

Keep Blasting...

2009-10-09T18:19:00.001+01:00

Been adoring and spoiling myself here in UK lately...

I have always wanted a proper speaker to watch movies in my laptop, plug-in my handphone to listen to mp3. Yeah... my laptop build in speaker sux big time. I know I know~~ So while i was roamin around the outskirt of Oxford, me n Justin pass by this amazing computer warehouse which is currently doing sales and stock clearance. So, we 55 press the bell, and the bus stopped, thus, there begins the shopping spree(again).

Nice?? a complete set of Sony speaker. Not to mention the white match my laptop colours perfectly. Got a bass subwoofer and 2 small speakers on the left right each. Really enjoyin my life here in UK. Ciaoz~

SX² = StreamyX SuX

2009-10-08T23:26:00.001+01:00

People told me Streamyx SUCKS big time... I do agree... and people oso told me that connection speed in other country rocks... But i never believe it up until now. Can see the number on the pic above?? cannot?? Let me zoom in some more~

The direct download speed reaches at its max i saw was like 612KB/Sec. I was like OMFG is this true or my eyes are lying to me. A file by the size of 150MB will normally takes like 1 whole damn night in Malaysia to direct download ok... here it finishes in like 6mins?? And I didn't even use a download manager. I wonder if i use 1 what will happen. Man... UK rocks~ Streamyx can seriously dip themselves in a pile of shit.

The Land of Ang-Mor

2009-09-26T09:42:00.010+01:00

Okie Okie... sry for the "blog-temporary-abandoned" thing, but it is now back online n ready to rock n roll again~
Hehehe... Been kinda busy with my uni stuff recently... Flew for 13hours from Malaysia to London. SihFat oso sakit sial... Wanna walk around oso cannot coz i took the inside seat juz to watch blue skies n white clouds =.= (regret)
Ended up in Heathrow airport on Friday 18/09/09.
Since Justin hasn't take out his phone, so used mine instead to message his aunt~ Kanasai expensive dou 4 arr : roaming charge RM2.50 for the 1 damn SMS!! Then the aunt called back my phone, answered for like 3-4mins... Check balance n it was like RM35 drained to
"Maxis - Thank You For Using Our Roaming Services You Dumb Fool" account.
Darn tired, slept at Justin's aunt place for the night, and the on Saturday morning, went to our accomodation, register, get keys, dump luggages, yah dah yah dah n then, we went to Oxford City to roam around... Hahaha... Too anxious adi.We went to the Christ Church College, which is actually used to be a real Christian Church, but now it is half church half university. Tasha n JoEe said it looks damn nice n damn cool cause the students inside wears black robe. The area is big, old in the historical way, very beautiful. They say they don't mind studying here, so i told them if they stay over, 1 day they can turn into a nun.

Nice hor?? All the plants growing and crawling along the walls~

The nice green garden, the structure designs. I LOVE this country man...

What to do, my own country sucks. seriously down to the drain, drain some more holes, then blast with dynamite, and then have to drill deeper and deeper some more.

Ohya, the Harry Potter movie, their great dining hall is filmed here. don't believe me here is the link http://www.flickr.com/photos/imagezen/59071265/

Obiviously the pic down here is my own camera's pic... copyright k~ XD

Cute thing that happens b4 i leave~

2009-08-17T07:21:00.001+01:00

I know I know it has been a long long time... But hey, busy busy month ok~

Aahh~ Finally my puppies are 3weeks old. Glad that the mother actually produced exactly 5 cute cute puppies.

The Siblings~
1 for my mother, 1 for my father
1 for David, 1 for Dixon
and last but not least 1 for ME!!

Yesterday the pups started to walk ler... So cute :3
There there now... "Sniff... Sniff..." Finding good spot to pee?

Cute ain't it? Property of Eisen Yung Yung Jai
Stil wondering what cute name to giv him...
(ohya, mine is a male btw)
The rest all 4 look the same to me... What to do...

Pure original German Shepard... All pure black...
But then hor, mine got a small white spot under its neck. Kekekeke~
You see, you see. Over here

Look, itz yawning~ And he keep biting my finger, wanna drink milk~
:3 Too adorable. Beh tahan~

Haiz... But gotta go UK on 19th Sept adi... Reli wish to snatch 1 with me n go to Uni
Gonna miss u lots~ Sobz... Sobz... T.T

PaintBall~~ The war is on....

2009-06-20T11:52:00.001+01:00

Proud to presents, some of the PUNISHERs....

Walter looks like he just got plunged into a civilian war. Damn he is darn skinny~ And the faggot Justin, of course he looks super GAY lar!!! Did a frenly fire some... Gay ass~

Jackson
Looking like he's gonna shove the gun up ur arse-hole n shoot

WeiYii, look so cool n "yeng" but 1st to die every round >.<

Dis fella kena doube-servings of bullet on near range...

Oucch~

As for me, i got the lucky shot, shooting through a hole approx 4cmX4cm,
hitting dis fella on his right arm and gave him a black-n-blue.

Super gay lucky aim~ XD

And then, WeiYii started to get high and wanted to act some gay "scenes" b4 we leave. So,
"Gimme the money, $$$, Your life or the cash?"

And finally, Group Snaps... :3

All the un-sober guyz~

2009-06-13T07:49:00.001+01:00

Sry ler... so long no post... Busy lar~ Kekekeke....
So now i m gonna talk bout 2 things....

1. Is wat happen after my exam(15/5) and

2. Is what happen on fri nite(5/6), 4 dayz before my birthday~

-PART 1-

First of all, we basically have a KO-ed Burton, fully drained due to the exams, that sleeps like a baby, but yet got a call by his GF on the phone, and drove home at 3am. =.=

No fun 1....

Sleep, burton sleep, like a cute-cute baby~
"Rock-A-Bye baby on the tree top,
when the wind blows, the cradle will rock"
.........
William was like totally drunk, so in the end, he admitted that he was "GAY" and started babbling nonsence, and worst of all, he almost gay-raped Faizun.

Please control yourself William, Faizun oledi got a GF ok....

-PART 2-
It was fri night, and i feel bored so i called the gang to have a sleepover. This time, again William got super KOed, not to mention dat he vomited in my room, causing it to stink like overnight garbage.... Then... This half dead-guy, walking as if he was at the moon, floating, keep on saying he wanna go here n there.

1.I wanna go out to have a walk
2.I wanna go to 7-11
3.I wanna go to McDonald
4.I wanna drive back home to Pelanggi

Let me go home, Daniel
I m gonna chew off your metal gate
Swt~~ =.=

I think he don't even know what he is talking about...

So in the end, This bugger fell asleep like this ^^^^^^^^
It seems that in the end, the most comfortable guy was the smart-ass-GayStin who ran to the middle room and sleep and pretend nothing is happening around him >.<

GGed at 1st Paper

2009-05-11T10:44:00.001+01:00

Phew~ finally 1st paper ended: The law of Tort
As usual, finished early, 10mins(out of the 3hours long), before the lecturer yells out:
"Please finish your last sentence"
So, feeling sleepy, go home, sleep from 1pm till 5.30pm cause last night over excited till cant sleep at all.
Then, thought of revising for the next exam Equity and Trust, but tangan gatal sikit sikit, so i checked my notes for today performance and realized that even though i finally can get all of my general rule, sections and statutes correctly, however, i never could break this curse of not remembering people's name at all. So i ended up finding out that:

DerbyShire CC v Times NewsPaper -i write as- HampShire CC v Times NewsPaper
MirvaHedy V Henly -i write as- Medifreya v Hellen
Lawrance Elam case -i write as- Lawrance Islam case
Worsley v Tambrands -i write as- Weasley v Tambrands

Wat the heck wei... OMG... Hope it wont jeoperdize my answer dat much XD
Sienz...

Faizun and his enormous COKE

2009-05-05T04:53:00.001+01:00

Today, Faizun came overnite at my house with Gay-Stin, Roxanna and Willy. Thank GOD today they all were not drunk or KOed like they used to be every time they come overnite after clubbing. However, Faizun and the rest got too high that every 1 started jumping up and down, laughing and screaming, and Faizun was showing off his massive errected black dick coupled with green and blue ballz to everyone. LOLZ

Best of all, since Roxanna was like so not KOed, she did my dishes and cleaned my toilet. WOW.
Dat makes me think twice how much i am in need of a woman's touch in my life~
Definately need to find a GirlFriend ASAP.....~~

Tagged...

2009-04-21T19:03:00.001+01:00

1. Kalau anda jadi orang terkaya di dunia?
Eerr... i would migrate to Sgpore, the land of Kiasu-ism

2. Kalau anda jadi orang terseksi di dunia?
I wil go dance every night wei~

3. Kalau anda perlu terjun tingkat ke-100 untuk membuktikan cinta anda?
Tak payah lar~ lu boleh pergi mampus~

4. Kalau orang kata blog anda teruk nak mampus!
Wateva~

5. Kalau keluarga anda yang menentukan teman hidup anda.
I rather b single 4eva~

6. Kalau tiada lagi hari esok?
Then wait for the day after tomorrow~

7. Kalau orang yang anda benci berada di depan anda?
Who are you?? Do i know you?? You look familiar...

8. Kalau anda berpeluang masuk Fear Factor dan makan benda2 pelik?
No need lar... Not interested

9. Kalau ibubapa anda tiada pada pagi esoknya?
Good... 21years old is a legal age to inherit all my parents property... No need find trustee.

10. Kalau anda berjumpa dengan orang artis/selebriti yang paling anda minati?
TAMAKI NAMI... I LOVE YOU!!! (She sure run away 1)

11. Kalau diberi lesen untuk membunuh, siapa yang akan anda bunuh?
Savita... (Please don't smile in my class!! WTF??~~)

12. Kalau orang kata anda kacak/cantik?
No need tell me the facts, i know myself~ Cute + Lengjai

13. Kalau anda ada penyakit AIDS pada usia yang muda?
Den i can fuck without worries coz i oledi got it~

14. Kalau anda berpeluang menikmati makan malam yang romantik?
No nid peluang, i can find it easily any time.... =.=

15. Kalau anda terpaksa mengorbankan cinta anda untuk orang lain?
C my mood...

16. Kalau anda memenangi anugerah? Dan anugerah apa yang anda inginkan?
Cutest guy award~ Wahkakaka!!

17. Kalau anda berpeluang mengahwini bangsa asing? Bangsa asing mana yang anda inginkan?
Japanese...

18. Kalau anda terpaksa berpisah dengan orang tersayang?
I will never forget you...

19. Kalau ramai yang tidak puas hati dengan anda kerana mereka cemburu dengan anda?
Dipersilakan... Juz dun hurt me enuf~

20. Mengenai orang yang tag kamu ni?
Jual popiah... Tak attractive langsung, gemuk dan bising... Got a nickname called Fei-Hai.
Sot-Sot-Dei 1... Some times very good, some times like sohai~ But mostly sohai lar. XD
If he reads dis, he is gonna pm me straight in MSN or SMS me... Worst case scenario, he will call my handpone till "bau-kei". Or LoongHuat's prediction is he will write a long essay in my chatbox.
Den when i back ipoh, he will slaughter me alive.

Fraud

2009-04-21T15:00:00.001+01:00

Today, my mum called me in the afternoon around 3pm like that. She said there is this Digi PostPaid bill of someone who register under my Ipoh house address. So she SMSed me the details to launch a complain:

Mr. Tan Choon Tar
016-2085234
RM614.20

Mr. Bahruddin Bin Abdul Rahman
016-2034865
RM442.59

Kaninia... Sum up to RM1k+
So, i tried to call these numbers with a public phone(For safety and privacy purposes), which ended up the phone number was unreachable.
WTF!! Sei-fraud-hai ar~~
Register under my house address, call like shit, den run away...
(Cursing non-stop to dis 2 fella: $^!#^!%$&#!&!^&)

So, i tried to launch a complain at Digi Centre which then they said:
1. Sorry, we can't reveal the users' info to you.
2. Do you have any brother or sister?(Don't have any idea what this question gotta do with it)
3. You won't be in trouble cause its not your name.
4. You can ignore all the bills that will be sent to your house.
5. There is nothing we can do about it because it is not you who register this number, so we cant change the address for you.

Another fucker. So i said to him:
I know i wont be in trouble for it, but every month they keep sending the bill to my house its very annoying, and what if your Digi file a court order, surely the authority will be bumping into my house to look for the guy(which doesn't exist). So all i wish is that i doesn't want to see any more of these bills inside my mailbox in the future and thats all.
>.<

APRIL-FOOLed + AGGed

2009-04-01T09:54:00.001+01:00

Yes... Yes... Itz 1st of April... Every body noe itz April-Fool day.
The day wer every body love to play pranks on all those cute and innocent-looking ppl (like me.. ^^)

Today, after the final class of the day, i got dragged into the Cyber-Cafe by Burton, Tasha, Tham, YongHeng n TzeYang...
So realizing that i have gone MIA from my car to the CC, the Gang executed their evil, unholy, demonic, ghastly, satanic, diabolic, heinous, egregious, and atrocious plan (can't think of anymore adjectives) upon my pure sweet angelic white car (AAaawwww~~)

YEAH... ME~~
The lala-zai is acting cute again on top of the car ^^
Guess what? The colour of the stick-it-notes actually matches with the colour of my shirt.
LOLZ~~ !!

Was GGed...
Purposely go cover the A

ZZzzZZzzZZ~~

Now, Eisen the brilliant detective shall look into the situation and the ground of crime to try to find evidence and alibi.
Well, itz so obivious that the MASTERMIND that was behind this is certainly the Evil-liny Witch ROXANNA the girl wif a flabby arms...

YOU SUCK !! I am not going back...

2009-03-20T17:54:00.001Z

Time now: 1.50am
Current activity: Vomiting till half dead...

Okok... Now-a-days, after i activated ANGELIC-MODE, i would hesitate to say this but, now i m too pissed so, please permit me to summon back the EVIL inside me n let me cry out what i wanna say. For old time sake please~~

"Permission Granted, sealing Eisen's personalty, EVIL-INSIDE activating at the level of particle output limit at 69% of max output per second, EVIL-Particle consumption at 67% of max output per second"

So, i shall now roar at the top of my voice:
DIU NIAMA FUCK HAI JOGAYA CAU-FAR-HAI, KANINIA KANINABU PILE O' SHIT... GO BACK HOME AND TIU 9 UR FATHER LAR !! U GOOD FOR NOTHING PIECE OF TFK SHAKE~~

Had dinner in this "used-to-be" high class restaurant at StarHill City ; Jogoya-Japanese-Buffet
Why so pissed? Cause now i got food poisoning and i had an unsatisfying dinner...

Mon? Full House
Tue? Full House
Wed? Full House
Thurs? Full House
Reservations? Fri den...

Dinner start at 7pm... and it was totally packed with people... wanna move around to take food olso nid to walk slowly coz too jam with people walking around. It was used to be nice and quiet, a place where you can enjoy your high quality food... but now... WTF~~ i wanna say.

I paid RM100 per person and this is what i got? hasstle with other low class people that wear clothes that got holes in their shirts and baggy pants.
Cause now they are offering 50% discounts coupons and some people even got free entry coupon. ( I didnt use any of those stupid coupons coz i am not as cheap as those people )
Rich people dont use coupons... LOLZ!!

I need to queue 15mins cause the ebi-tempura was out of stock. And when they restock, i can see 7 peoples fighting over 20pieces of fried-prawns.
On top of that, the fruits are not fresh cause i can see through their colors n oso it all looks like rotting...
9 peoples were lining up just to get a scoop of Haagen-Dazz ice-cream n it took 1 person 5mins coz of being darn choosy bout the flavors.
And the meat in the Siu-Long-Bao was bitter... expired food.
Not to mention foods served through tray was cold because after circling around the whole restaurant, it was travelling with air from the air-cond. The Unagi was partically stuck to the plate after the sauce dried up.
And... the most ridiculous thing was i waited 1hour for the Unagi to be served at my table. Last time it took them 5mins.
And the coconut drink? Queue up? Okok... This is the 1st time cause last time it was all readied on top of a buckle of ice, waiting to be taken away. And now? They keep running out of stock and you need to queue for it?

JOGOYA YOU SUCK !!

Stil vomiting like shit now every 10mins... Cant sleep. And my mum now is in the toilet cause she got stomach-ache too.
Food Poisoning. I SUE NIAMA PUNYA VAGINA then you know, you CHEAP JOGOYA...
After being a loyal customer for 3years, i swear to SATAN i shall now never ever ever go back to Jogoya anymore.
I swear to GOD if i ever go back, my dick shall be petrified and i can never FUCK a girl anymore.

EMO-ing now~~ Till when i got mood again...

Revenge is Sweet~~ A-GGed...

2009-03-18T12:48:00.001Z

After wat i had done to Roxanna's car yesterday, i noe she would wans revenge upon my car.
I had this weird but inexplainable 6th sense feeling that she would come up wif her ingenius but demonic plan to torture my car today. So, this afternoon, i had no choice but to park 3 streets away, outside KDU to evade her. But, without any hope, after the last class of the day, she executed her evil plan upon my holy car, while i was distracted away by her accomplice Justin for he was transferin the game Left4Dead into my laptop. U traitor!!
N it was then......

N i heard they wer joined by a new accomplice, the owner of the photocopy shop, since i parked in front of her shop. I bet she sure had alot of fun. Aarrgghh !! Another traitor... From now onwards u shall gimme 50% discount until the end of my lifeline~~

Wel... wen i was walkin towards my kelian car... i bump into Maria. She was like lookin left n right, front n back of my car saying:

"I wonder whose car izit. I pity the owner. So kelian oorr~~"

So, i look at her, took out my car key, press the button to unlock the car.
Then she look at me n said:

"OMG itz ur CAR!!" =.=

Smile~~

2009-03-17T14:43:00.001Z

Yeah... Roxanne got her new 2nd hand Honda car... It belongs to her aunt which den was given to her now.
So watz so special bout the car BKG 6363 ??
It smells n stinks like shit wif a weird odour smell when she turns on the bloddy-hell air-cond datz y. Aarrgghh~~ Yucks~~ Polluted my nose wei !!

William said : It smells like pants left overnite wif pee

Justin said : It smells like alcoholic guy had inhabited the cars for 10 years

Personally, it stinks like the smell of millions of weird chinese herb n medicine.

So, since the car looked so sad, v hav decided to give it a smiley face. While the poor owner of the car went to the cafeteria to lepak around, v used tissue papers soaked wif water n decorated her car.

Ahahahahha~~ Deed by the evils !!

I BANG my car again~

2009-03-05T13:32:00.001Z

Well... 2day my dad came bk from Sgpore + Holand + USA + HongKong.

So, at 5.45pm, i drove out to KLIA to fetch him since he sms me dat he will arrive around 7pm.

So after dat, he said he wants to hav dinner in SS2. N he said he missed the curry mee.

Nevertheless, even though 2day i would expect mega jam in SS2 coz of the pasar malam, i still went there.

Cut the crap... to the maint point now.

So it was after dinner, got up into my car, start up the engine, den i started driving.

I saw dat in front was a mega jam. So the only option left for me to escape is to turn into a small road in between the houses. I noted that on the right side of dat tiny little lane was fully occupied by car, leavin slightly some space on the left side only.

So then before i turn in, i shouted:

"OKOK... look at my profesional driving skill... Hheekkk~~!!!"

Which den, it ended wif a loud noice BBBAAANNNGGG!!! coz eventually, my back tyre on the left, sudah masuk longkang. Luckily, i managed to get my car outta the drain by steppin abit more petrol. Lolz.

Phew~~ if not, hav to call the tow-truck to get my car outta the drain.

Den my dad said:

"Yeah... Real Profesional... Very the Profesional"

He was like stressing on the "profesional" word. =.=

Den, along that tiny little road, i saw the Proton Wira in front of me was like driving like this...

The gap between his type n the drain is only like 5cm.

No Wonder Pubs are NOT for Under-18

2009-02-26T15:54:00.001Z

Aaahh... Finally i got the mood to write a new post for my blog...
Okok... Cut the crap n letz back-track wer durin CNY me n my family went to Rasa Sayang Resort in Penang.
Was a total sad case coz all d nice restaurants inside Rasa Sayang was fully booked which left us wif the option to walk out to some restaurants located outside the resort.
Then my dad decided to eat inside this pub...
Was weird coz pubs usually don't allow under-18. So i asked the manager.
He explained that the dinner meals was a new idea n after 10pm, the wil b kickin out all the under-18... which is my 2 younger brother.
However, there was still some slight prob wif the decorations n designs of the pub...
Letz begin...
My 2 younger brother was OVER-fascinated wif the toilets~~

Wah~Lah~~
Press the belly button of the sexy lady figure.
The next thg u noe she will pee from her vagina for u to clean up ur dirty hands.

Lolz...
Actually they designed the lady 1 wrongly.
Shud squeeze the boobs instead of pressing the belly button.
Since guyz 1 is pulling the ballz~~ ^^

AMAZING + WONDERFULL
SQUEEZE n PULL his ballz n dis guy (OOoouucchh...)
He wil ejaculate Sperms n Semen from his dick...
Don't worry, he wont scream !!
I wonder if itz a real thg... the unimagineable AgOnY~~

Itz not me that was evil...
Was the owner of the pub ok...
I dun teach my younger brothers bad things
:3 Cheers~~

Until next time when i got my mood... Bye~~

All the 赌神 and 雀圣

2009-02-04T08:21:00.001Z

Itz Chinese New Year. So what should v al do?? G-A-M-B-L-E

Hahahahah... $$$

Yeah... Somehow dis year, every1 was fascinated wif MahJong.

Other den dat v also played BlackJack, which ended up me losing darn lots of $$.

T.T

So kelian me... RRrraaawwwrrr....~~~

Bad hand?? No nid so cool 1... Senyum lar sikit...

After losing a few turn in MahJong,

ChunHo lost his temper n said:

Hello... Hong 中. Wan anot?

If dun wan den Shut-Up n draw a tile. *%$@&(!^(*!$%@!

Thinking lar... Wait lar

Bising ajer.....

I got nice sets... Choi u al oso "Soh"

Which 1 ar??

Brother, ini lar...

Wat u waiting for??

Throw out oni lar

U sure boh throw dat 1?? Thanx...

Sek-Wu !!

thank you KahMeng, stupid Sotong~

Even then, Adrian Kok-Kok-Kai got fascinated n join the game...
Lolz~~
ShiWei from behind was like "you noe play mou keh??"
While tutoring Adrian...

Time just flies...

2009-02-02T11:35:00.001Z

Aahh... Finally the holidays are over... (Sad to say this but itz d truth)
Well well well... Wat can i say? Wen i went back to my hometown,
(FYI : Itz Ipoh lah duh...)
I realized that:

YueFang was awfully cheerful dis year

n LimTiongTiong got way
"HEALTHIER"
You all noe wat it means lar...

See-Bet seems to hav learned somethg new in Korea...
"That is my tile, get your #@%@(&!$* hands off it!! You SHIBAL~~"

Not to mention that dis HonYuen was trailed by a ghost...

KarChun entered into
HyperActive-mode.

n Michael-GSH got raped a few times.
Was like shouting.
Yameru-Kudasai.
Aahh~~
Iieeaa~~
Chotto-Matte...

"Jual badan... Molest me all you want for just RM5 per minute!!"
MichaelGoh looks like wanna bong-chan.
Dun b so cheap bolehkah you two??

Hubungan Luar Biasa... Out of the Extraordinary... Ssshhh~~
DO NOT DISTURB!!

ShiWei: Heeyy... I wanna a bite of dat.
ChunHo: Get lost, its mine. Go get ur own.

Happy BirthDay Fishy Kan !!

2008-12-09T09:42:00.001Z

As you all noe..... I mean u all Ipoh frens,
on 6th Dec is Fish WyeHon's birthday !!

Can c the banner bhind says "KFC Pirate BirthDay Party"

U see..... He was so HAPPY when we greeted him HAPPY-BIRTHDAY !!
Well, it is so obivious rite?? Not weird at all. Since he seems so bored being stuck wif all his medic studies.

Not to mention lookin into ppl's Sih-Fat-Long...
Yeah... He nid some rest n dis is the perfect time..... Hahahahaha~~
No wonder he was so cheong-hei recently... Tok bout d same thg again n again non-stop.

Dunno wat dey al lookin at?
Stars floatin on top their heads??

KarChun was like EMO-ing at one corner...

Trying my best to dodge... Yet... Sigh~~

WomanR'ProbS™ Part2

2008-11-25T08:46:00.001Z

45kg - 225kg. 225!!?? Izit even possible... Super SUMO Lady?
Film of powder and paint. Not curious wif dat at all...
Boils n freezes. Consider sot sot dei lar.
Virgin to common ore. Lolz... I wonder there's a way to test dat out.
Reacts with gold, platinum and precious stone. Think dey forgot to mention silver, numbered papers, n cards with a black stripe. Hahahah~~
The most powerful money reducing agent?? I got an example for dat:

Used in sports car? Stimulate the drivers??
Greatly aid relaxation. I think for dat u wil nid a few of em...
Effective cleaning agents. Better den Dynamo, Top or Breeze. Dey sparkles ur clothes n floors wif their bare hands.

Warning: Turn green when placed alongside a superior specimen. But sometimes dey turn red oso wor...
XD
Possesion more den 1? U r dead meet if their eyes' meet each other. So place 1 in each diff country.

WomanR'ProbS™

2008-11-24T08:02:00.001Z

Wat i got from my fren some time ago...
Yeah... So basically, woman are problems...
Yeah... This apply to each n every 1 of u females out there...
Wahkakakakaka...

C, itz sciencetifically proven that u girlz r all juz troubleS in men's life

Stress + Stress x Stress = 2Stress²

2008-11-20T14:18:00.001Z

So gay !! Hahahaha...

Haiz... As usual. B4 exam. Study, study and study. Itz all bout study. ( N abit DOTA though XD ). Sienz lar... Thx 2 dat, problems begun to arise again. 1st Imsonia~ Hard 2 slip at nite, fuckin tired in d afternoon . Then no appetite. Next come bone pain dis morning. Here pain there pain.

WTF lar... Ended up, i woke up at 6.30am, feel damn tired n painful on my backbone, i went back to slip. Woke up in d afternoon about 12pm, missed a 4hours of 3 tutorial by Miss Gan on Law of Tort. On top of that i broke my promise wif Miss Shanti that i will help her out wif the survey forms which den ended up me being replaced by Deev.

Then, i drove to college, which then the Company Law class was oni half an hour. Lolz. Oni half of the class showed up, n nobody pass up any essay question to b marked by Tttiiiooonnggg~~. So ended up, we were chattin wif Tttiiiooonnggg~~ for the whole half an hour.

The best part was, i ended up enterin into LTA ( f.y.i. : Itz Lecture Theatre A ), listening to Calvin Khoo, our new president of the KDU Law Society bout his "LETZ MAKE A CHANGE" n "HOW MANY OF YOU FEEL U R PART OF D SOCIETY" preach. Swt. =.=

This sucks man. SUCKS.....

Halloween Nite... Muahahahahhaaa......

2008-11-10T15:52:00.001Z

Yeah... It was Oct 31st
So guess wat... There was this custome party at ECF Damansara~
At 1st i tot it was a joke... but it ended up, i was d normal 1 while others were nicely dressed.
Sight~~

One of our finely dressed angel...
Ahem... Ahem..
I mean guy... GUY...
Ahem...
( I noe, i got nightmare too dat night )
S20 Offences Against Person Act 1861
Inflicted "Grevious Bodily Harm" which include
"Psychiatric Injury"
5 years imprisonment for her. I mean him... him...!!
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Nightmares... His image is still running wild in my mind til now~~
No wonder i got imsonia dis few days. Hahaha...

There is an eyeball in the blood-coloured drink!!

S23 and S24 Offences Against Person Act 1861
Adminestering poison or noxious substance to aggrive or annoy.
Ying Hui... 5 years imprisonment to u for makin this drink.
Hehehehehe

Wow... The joker... Look so real n so insane !!

S1 Mental Health Act 1983 and 2007
Mental illness, mental impairment, severe mental impairment and psychopathic disorder.
A state of arrested or imcomplete development of mind. Wil some one pls send him into the hospital!!

EEeehh........ I look so lengjai. (perasan )

Carissa look like some sacrifitual material in a UluUluWulu Dance. (fact )

Our winnner for best costume...

Do notice the chest hair... Lolz~ Hahahahahahha

Queen Of The Night !!